Who we are

Think of us as your friendly, neighborhood nerds who have a knack for turning the chaos of forums, YouTube videos, and blog posts into clear, step-by-step guides.

We're Neue Klasse and pre-2000 BMW buffs with grease, oil, coolant, power steering fluid, etc. on our hands AS WE TYPE THIS.

Actually, give me a second to clean the keyboard.

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We’re not experts in the arts of mechanics, but we’ve DIY’d the jobs listed on this website thanks to the resources we’ve created.

As the person typing this, trust me, if I can do it, so can you. - Justin

The Mission

We know the struggle of trying to fix your beloved (and sometimes hated, but always leaking) E36 only to find yourself juggling five different resources for a single job.

That's where we come in.

Our mission is simple: to streamline repairs by providing comprehensive and easy-to-follow guides. Whether you're a seasoned mechanic or a first-time DIYer, we've got you covered.

What We Do

We’re not reinventing the wheel.

• Scour the Web: We dig through forums, YouTube, blogs, and more to gather the best information.

• Test and Tweak: Our guides are not just theoretical; we used them to repair or upgrade our cars.

• Simplify and Clarify: We break down complex procedures into simple, actionable steps.

• Keep it Fun: Car repairs can be a drag. Where appropriate (or not), we add a sprinkle of humor and wit to make your DIY journey enjoyable.

Why We Do It

You know these cars are great to drive. The 90’s analog driving experience is undefeated, even if it leaks oil and power steering fluid.

In order to keep enjoying these things, we have to take good care of them.

Consider this our love letter to these 90’s ///M shitboxes.